my resume: one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
cup0f-h0t-tea: OMG SO I HEARD MY NEIGHBORS HAVING SEX SO I STARTED JUMPING ON MY BED AND LIKE MOANING OR SOME SHIT AND THEY STOPPED. OMG AND I HEARD THE GUY SAY “DAMN WHY CAN’T WE BE FUN LIKE THAT” I CANT STOP LAUGHING.
pilcachu: never trust an atom they make up everything
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
andsloths: Lord have lamborghini mercy
fartgallery: I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
wartortles: wartortles: its so sad that blind people cant see the internet *single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
shalrath: what doesnt kill you gives you exp points